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lyrics

U gotta walk like a robot, talk like a robot
If U wanna do the Robofunk
U gotta move like a robot, groove like a robot
If U wanna do the Robofunk

Do androids dream of electric sheep?
Or do they rock the party out in2 the street?
Cuz I'm straight outta Cybertron with a rockin' beat
And I bring more death to humans than a Cylon fleet
Cause I'm the baddest R that U ever saw
I broke the 1st Law when I levelled my rhymes at y'all
And now I'm lookin' on as U come to harm
Breakin' the 2nd Law, the 3rd Law, and so on
And all U other robot MCs are eatin' my dust
Cause my rhymes'll fry Ur circuits like an EM pulse
I can calculate π to a thousand digits
But I'd rather be with Ur fembot configuring each other's widgets
And with your infrared vision you're seeing me and MC-01
We gettin' it done, we travellin' through space,
We bad, just like IG-88
So what's Ur problem then?
U're all, "Danger, Will Robinson!"

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They call me R-H-Y-M-E-O-Tron
So all U other MCs shape up or get gone
I do 5000 rhymes per second over a standard groove
And I'm specially programmed 2 make your body move
Don't U know what I am? I'm a metal man
I'm like Commander Data's evil brother cuz I'm bad and I don't give a damn
While my band will jam, tell U my plan, listen
The last stand of man is close at hand
We'll hook computers up to Ur mind, make U think it's '99
That's how we'll keep U in line
While all the time, we draining Ur bioenergy
U're a battery powering a non-stop robot party
And when U realize the size of the crime, U're terrified
U'd rather stay inside than make a stand and die
So now my rhymes have explained to U y
All U meatbags can kiss my metal ass goodbye

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from Ufology, released October 14, 2017
Lyrics and Music by Greg Melchin

Dr G/Rhyme-o-Tron 5000: Vocals, Theremin
Tiffinie Laing: Vocals
Brendan Melchin: Drums
Casey Thompson: Bass
James Spray: Keyboards
Ross "Nookz" Avey: Guitar

Produced by Greg Melchin and Michael Fong
Engineered by Charles Austin at Echo Chamber Studio Halifax
Mixed by Michael Fong
Mastered by Ed Renzi

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Unidentified Funk Object brings interplanetary grooves beamed from the funkiest depths of space to Ur dancefloor. Dr. G's far-out theremin and the band's stone-cold funk take Ur body and soul 2 another plane of existence. Ahh yeah.

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